Review

Well...Eclipse is orders of magnitude better than New Moon by sheer virtue of being like...an actual movie. Events occurred. It was not good. But like, stuff happened. I'm gonna say at this point a lot of the goodwill I had from Twilight has drained away. I do not enjoy these films. They unfortunately are not so bad that I can consistently laugh at them. As like a fun B movie sort of thing. They're not incompetent enough. We're reaching minimal viable movie and that sucks.

All I can say is that nothing is fun and I wanna move on. Had Eclipse been as bad as New Moon, I would have pulled the ripcord and stopped up from moving on. As it is, I guess we'll go and watch the stupid last one two films.